gut möglich dass mans auch mit weniger worten ausdrücken kann, aber...hier ist alles abgedeckt ;)

He just wasn't funny,
you know?

- Oh, bummer.
- I think that's been my big thing.

Not smart or not funny,
or not smart "and" not funny.
Or smart,
but funny in a totally
unappealing way.
You know? Just like
funny/stupid, or funny/dopey,
but not funny/witty or funny/ironic
or funny/goofy, you know?
Or they seem smart, and then
you realize that they aren't at all.
And that's funny,
but funny/tragic.
So anyway,
if you're then lucky enough...
to find someone who's the good kind
of smart and the good kind of funny,
then generally
they're just kind of--

- Ugly.
- Ugly.

Ugly. I'm sorry.

- Yes, a little. Is that--
That's awful, right?
- No.

Ugly doesn't do it for you.
That's okay.

- Me, I'm kind of into ugly.
- What?

As long as it's sexy-ugly.

Sexy-ugly? I--
Define.

Well, you can't. It just is,
you know? Sexy-ugly.

Okay, well, um,


could you, um--
could you give me a celebrity...

- who would fall into the category?
- Um, yeah.

Hold on a second.
I'll get you one. Um--

Angelica Huston?

- Is that kind of the right idea?
- Yeah, I guess.

I was gonna say Mick Jagger.
He's the big one.

Oh, Lyle Lovett, um,
James Woods, Harvey Keitel.

Very sexy-ugly.